It’s TwitLibs time again!
TGIF! If I wasn’t so __, I would __. But the last time I tried to __, I almost __.
Fill in the blanks. All you have to do is post an update on Twitter.com with your answers. Don’t forget to start it with @brianshaler
Examples:
@brianshaler “impatient”, “go to MVD”, “get my registration renewed”, “went postal”
— or —
@brianshaler “tired”, “go to Vegas”, “drive there after work”, “fell asleep at the wheel”
If you want to see how people responded to last round’s TwitLibs, check out Round 1.
If you have any questions, ask in the comments.
Have fun!
Lazy, be productive, do some work, broke a sweat.
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so Lazy , I would be productive . But the last time I tried to do some work , I almost broke a sweat .”
@brianshaler “tired”, “go home”. “go home”. “threw up on the bus”.
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so tired , I would go home . But the last time I tried to go home , I almost threw up on the bus .”
@brianshaler If I wasn’t so TIRED, I would CLEAN. But the last time I tried to CLEAN, I almost CRIED.
@brianshaler [morbidly obese/do the happy dance] [in my apartment/almost caused the building to collapse]
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so morbidly obese , I would do the happy dance . But the last time I tried to in my apartment , I almost almost caused the building to collapse .”
@brianshaler schizophrenic, clean my neurological walls, eliminate procrastinatory tendencies, crystallized
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so schizophrenic , I would clean my neurological walls . But the last time I tried to eliminate procrastinatory tendencies , I almost crystallized .”
@brianshaler “bored” “work” “get something done” “fell asleep”
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so bored , I would work . But the last time I tried to get something done , I almost fell asleep .”
@brianshaler TGIF! If I wasn’t so tired, I would walk down to the bar. But the last time I tried to hunting, I almost fell out of the tree.
@brianshaler: pissed, copulate, do it angry, pulled something
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so pissed , I would copulate . But the last time I tried to do it angry , I almost pulled something .”
@brianshaler, sick of co-workers/would be happy at work/assertive/got fired
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so sick of co-workers , I would would be happy at work . But the last time I tried to assertive , I almost got fired .”
@brianshaler broke, go home, quit, got married
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so broke , I would go home . But the last time I tried to quit , I almost got married .”
@brianshaler “tired” “try to invent something to do this weekend” “go out on friday” “stay all the weekend drunk”
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so tired , I would try to invent something to do this weekend . But the last time I tried to go out on friday , I almost stay all the weekend drunk .”
@brianshaler “internet-savvy”, “go Christmas shopping”, “shop at Best Buy”, “died of boredom waiting in the Soviet-style checkout queue”
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so internet-savvy , I would go Christmas shopping . But the last time I tried to shop at Best Buy , I almost died of boredom waiting in the Soviet-style checkout queue .”
@brianshaler If I wasn’t so sexy, I would go out in public. But the last time I tried to get out of a car, I almost showed my genitals.
@brianshaler “If I wasn’t so _chicken_, I would _ask_this_girl_on_a_date_. But the last time I tried to _ask_her_out_, I almost _got_rejected_.”
@brianshaler “‘distracted’” “be a happIER person.” “ignore all the negativity” “thought i wasn’t strong enough, but i am.”
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so ‘distracted’ , I would be a happIER person. . But the last time I tried to ignore all the negativity , I almost thought i wasn’t strong enough, but i am. .”
@brianshaler “wet”, “go swimming again”, “do the breaststroke”, “drowned”
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so wet , I would go swimming again . But the last time I tried to do the breaststroke , I almost drowned .”
@brianshaler afraid, win, do it, failed.
TwitLibs Result: “TGIF! If I wasn’t so afraid , I would win . But the last time I tried to do it , I almost failed .”