Examples:
@brianshaler “fall asleep”, “yell at me”, “actually have to do some work”
— or —
@brianshaler “play video games”, “fire me”, “get to play video games full time”

If you want to see how people responded in other TwitLibs rounds, check out Round 1, Round 2, Round 3, Round 4, Round 5, Round 6, and Round 7.

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Examples:
@brianshaler “coal”, “tons of booze”
— or —
@brianshaler “credit card debt”, “some time off work!”

If you want to see how people responded in other TwitLibs rounds, check out Round 1, Round 2, Round 3, Round 4, Round 5, and Round 6.

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Examples:
@brianshaler “eyes”, “hurt”, “project”, “is due soon”, “escape for a second”
— or —
@brianshaler “hair”, “is messy”, “socks”, “don’t match”, “talk to people without getting laughed at”

If you want to see how people responded in other TwitLibs rounds, check out Round 1, Round 2, Round 3, Round 4, and Round 5.

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Examples:
@brianshaler “relieved”, “sleep under”, “desk”
— or —
@brianshaler “excited”, “lose”, “mind”

If you want to see how people responded in other TwitLibs rounds, check out Round 1, Round 2, Round 3, and Round 4.

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Examples:
@brianshaler “Band”, “dropped”, “tuba on my toe”, “never”
— or —
@brianshaler “Pod”, “met”, “favorite internet rockstars”, “totally”

Don’t forget: You can use PHRASES!

If you want to see how people responded in other TwitLibs rounds, check out Round 1, Round 2, and Round 3.

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Examples:
@brianshaler “give”, “money to me”, “upgrade”, “phone”
— or —
@brianshaler “make me”, “apprentice”, “turn”, “iStaple ‘Swingline-killer’ stapler concept into a reality”

If you want to see how people responded to last round’s TwitLibs, check out Round 1 and Round 2.

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Examples:
@brianshaler “impatient”, “go to MVD”, “get my registration renewed”, “went postal”
— or —
@brianshaler “tired”, “go to Vegas”, “drive there after work”, “fell asleep at the wheel”

If you want to see how people responded to last round’s TwitLibs, check out Round 1.

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Examples:
@brianshaler “tell people I’m going out partying”, “I’ll actually be on my computer”, “find out”, “look like a loser”
— or —
@brianshaler “get drunk”, “make a fool of myself”, “remember”, “lose my job”

If you have any questions, ask in the comments.

Have fun!

Use two underscores for your blanks and make sure the total length does not exceed 140 characters. Try to include a key word or two so that all the responses are kept to a similar topic. Remove a few verbs and nouns, and try to get about 5-7 blanks to allow for a reasonable amount of flexibility.

I will be coming up with my own TwitLibs, but if I see some good ones posted here, I will probably include them.

Yes, I just launched my site!

What is TwitLibs? It is a game played on Twitter.com. Every week, in celebration of Weekend Eve (a.k.a. “Friday”), I post a sentence containing a series of blanks on my Twitter page. To play, anyone — yes, anyone — can post a reply to me containing words to fill in the blanks to make the funniest statement.

For example, I might post: “TwitLibs! What if my __ stopped __ and I had to __ my __?”

Anyone could then make posts like these: (Using “@” reply syntax)
@brianshaler “phone”, “working”, “listen”, “teachers”
@brianshaler “girlfriend”, “kissing me”, “get out”, “black book”
@brianshaler “interwebs”, “downloading”, “unclog”, “tubes”